The Skinny Bitch went to South Beach and got a tape worm

We've all been on diets and since the birth of my second child, I've been on more diets than ever. First, I tried nutrasystem. It's too pricey and utterly nasty. Needless to say, I don't recommend that one. Then, I got wind of Victoria Beckham's favorite book, The Skinny Bitch. Interesting read, but I had already been on that diet before the book was written back in the day. I just wasn't' ready to be that strict again. For the past three weeks I've been on the south beach diet and it's working out pretty well. Other than the major prep it takes, it's great. For the past three days we've had a flu like stomach bug and I've succumbed to eating noodles (which aren't on the diet at all). So I'm hoping that this 'bug' is a tape worm. What? You haven't heard of the tape worm diet? I haven't' tried that one purposefully, yet. I just really wanted to stay on track and I just keep thinking about all those noodles that are going straight to my ass! Let's just hope that the tape worm is gobbling them up at this very moment. Cross your fingers.

Pimp My Slide

Chloe's been in full-on play mode since yesterday's play date at the park. Afterwards, we went to the grocery store where they have an awesome play center called the "Tree House" where she played some more while Libby and I shopped. Then we had a play-a-thon in the basement yesterday afternoon for like three hours.

As not to mess with her mojo, we started the playing again this morning. She delved into her dress-up box and ended up sporting a pink pimp hat.

As you can see, she's quite the poser- I gave her minimal direction. I just told her not to slide down so I could take her picture as she's always willing to ham-it-up.

All that's missing from this picture are some phat pimp platform shoes and a bong. She had a blast modeling her boa and bling while saying "kewl" over and over. She's been saying "Kewl" a lot lately. Kinda kewl, huh?